Newsflash! Magic Mike Live, as it turns out, is very, very intense. And, you know, it's not like we thought a live stripping show based off a movie about male strippers would be PG13, but we didn't think it would be... this extreme...
Jenna Dewan Tatum, wife of said Magical Mike, brought this little fact to our attention when she posted some rather risqué Instagram stories from a MML show, which she attended with her girlfriends. And, let's just say we were... left clutching our pearls.
We mean, all the standard stuff is there. Shirtless guys:
Men being showered with money:
Men who are just... wet (????) for no reason:
That being said, we DIDN'T KNOW there would be stuff, like, well... this:
Um. Should we leave?