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10 Guys Describe What They Thought Sex Was Before They Had It

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"I was convinced that adults took off their clothes, faced each other, and very specifically held each other’s butts."



1. ”Before I saw a picture of a vagina, I knew that girls had two holes down there and I was worried that I wouldn't be able to tell them apart.” [Editor's note: three if you count the butt hole, but that's a lesson for another day] — Ryan, 28

2. “My older sister told me kissing with your mouth open is how people got pregnant. I was always very careful to make sure my mouth was closed when I kissed friends and relatives on the cheek just in case.” — Alex, 26

3. “One of the older kids on my block had gotten his hands on some porn before I even knew what porn was. So when I was like 7, he was bragging to all of us neighborhood kids that he knew how sex worked. The way he explained it to me, and the way I understood it for a long time, was that the man put his penis up against the opening of the woman’s vagina and she touched it until stuff came out. I’m paraphrasing, but that was basically the gist. It seemed weird to me, but this kid was very confident.”— Chris, 28

4. “Up until sex ed, I think I basically believed it was the stork. I know that sounds dumb, but it just wasn’t something I thought about, really. I cared more about Pokemon and just… didn’t think about it.” — Bryan, 29

5. “I feel like… and I’m going to go out on a limb and say that this is a pretty common belief among kids… maybe it was just me. But I thought you peed into a girl's butt. In hindsight, why would peeing into where poop comes out make human life?” — Drew, 28

6. “I managed to glean a bit from about 5 seconds of an R-rated movie my dad accidentally put on TV once. Based on the sex scene, I thought that adults got naked and lied on top of each other and that was fun enough. The only reason I even realized it was sex was because my dad freaked out and tried to change the channel so fast. If he didn’t make a big deal out of it, I wouldn’t have given a second thought to what was happening.” — Jake, 27

7. “I don’t know where I got this from. I must have seen something on TV or in a magazine or something. I don’t remember where, but I definitely didn’t just make this up on my own. But I was convinced that adults took off their clothes, faced each other, and very specifically held each other’s butts. That last part is what made it sex.” — Greg, 29

8. “A kid in my class told me that there’s a special bowl that the mom and dad put on the bed and the mom poops into the bowl and the dad makes something come out of his penis and then they put it into the mom for the baby to grow. At the time I thought, ‘Oh, OK’ because I knew nothing, but in hindsight I wonder where the hell he got that from. I think about it a lot. My best guess is he found out how salmon reproduce and then tried to extrapolate that to people.” — Pete, 28

9. “Remember that scene in Kindergarten Cop where the kid says, ‘Boys have a penis. Girls have a vagina.” Except it sounds like he says, ‘bagina.’ I knew in my tiny heart that baginas were somehow the key to this whole baby thing. But that was all I knew.” — Adam, 28

10. “So my friend's dad was a doctor, and one time my friend showed me a medical book they had at their house. He was very secretive about the whole thing and I remember being very excited because there was a really rudimentary drawing of a naked lady in it. And then I saw a bunch of drawings of the actual reproductive system and it blew my mind. We could not figure out how any of it worked. It didn’t help that we could barely read.” — Nick, 29




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