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A Woman Reacts To Steak And A Blow Job Day

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“What I want to know is who are all these people clamoring for a blow job after eating a steak?”



Do you know what I thought to myself when I woke up this morning? "You know what the world needs right now? It needs a full day dedicated to steak and blow jobs. Forget Valentine’s Day. Valentine’s Day is dumb! Who needs chocolate, anyway? That’s for suckers. No, what we need is Steak and Blow Job Day."

I’m just kidding. I didn’t think that at all, but someone did because Steak and Blowjob Day is a real thing that exists (it has an official website and everything). Billed as the “Valentine’s Day for men,” Steak and Blow Job Day takes place on March 14th and is “simple, effective, and self-explanatory. No cards, no flowers; the name explains it all: just a steak and a BJ. That’s it.”

Sounds romantic? In truth, I’m not fundamentally opposed to a “Valentine’s Day for men,” except I thought Valentine's Day was for everyone? Though it's unclear how much of a joke this day actually is or how many people really celebrate it, what I want to know is who are all these people clamoring for a blow job after eating a steak? I love a good steak as much as the next girl, but let’s be real: Steak isn’t exactly easy on the digestive system. (Steak is not a sexy food, is what I'm saying.)

Anyway, if you’d like to participate in this auspicious occasion but feel a little weird/guilty about it, maybe it'll make you feel better to know that it's all for a good cause. For any “Steak and BJ” merch you buy, a portion of the proceeds will be donated to Coppafeel, a nonprofit that encourages breast self-exams. Enjoy!




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